We Are BurnersWe Are Volunteers.
BETH is A3rd’s co-host and our editor and producer. She is the millstone of quality around our necks.
REX is A3rd’s co-host, producer, and the sexy, sassy bait we use to get guests in our shoddy subterranean studio.
D-DAY is A3rd’s co-host, producer and the writer of all these words and plenty others. He’s the rough editor of our interviews, and the graphic designer of our logos and whatnots.
HOTWIRE is our Aussie editor extraordinaire and is responsible for the new wave of loopy samples of the dumb shit we say. He has elevated our game, and we blame him daily for raising the bar on our shenanigans.

XENO (is DPW and) is A3rd’s only official Friend-of-the-Show.
KNOT-O is our social media guru.
LEANNE is an A3rd Ambassador and is all up on and in our back-end shit and soc meeds.
DOCTOR KEGELS (nee MOTHER OF GOATS) is an A3rd Ambassador.
JENNA is an A3rd Ambassador of some renown.

If you would like to be an Accuracy Third Ambassador, interview your friends and send us their Burning Man stories! (Check in with us first, though, willya?)

Accuracy Third is given as a gift to the community and funded exclusively by gifts from the community through Patreon subscriptions and  PayPal donations.